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Bin Laden’s wet dream: Cheeky Brits celebrate their terror attack on D.C.

August 27, 2014 by wpfixit

Our Cheeky Brit Cousins

London celebrates their terrorist attack on D.C.: Inflame still raw memories of former colonial subjects

The wet dream of Osama Bin Laden

By Nate Thayer

August 27, 2014
Oh those wily Poms and their charming, subtle, stiff upper lipped wit.
Very, very subtle.

Let’s be frank here. It is high time we removed our rose-coloured glasses and focused a cold glaze on those untrustworthy Brits and their obviously transparently false veneer of affability.
It was only a very short couple hundred years ago that the Brits succeeded where Osama Bin Laden failed.

British government reveals latent plan to launch terrorist attacks on Washington, who freed America from the bondage of British imperialist control 200 years a go

British government reveals latent plan to launch terrorist attacks on Washington, who freed America from the bondage of British imperialist control 200 years a go

Behind the heavily fortified enemy front-line headquarters this week, the British embassy in Washington Tweeted: “Commemorating the 200th anniversary of burning the White House. Only sparklers this time!”

They then posted a picture of deputy British Ambassador to Washington Patrick Davis announcing the celebration with war games punctuated by fireworks of  “the anniversary of burning of the White House with a BBQ”– obvious evidence of their still raw, lurking, simmering resentment of the good guys (that would be the U.S.)  throwing their sorry butts back across the pond from whence they came.

How can anyone take seriously a country who has their representatives wear goofy hats such as documented above?

How can anyone take seriously a country who has their representatives wear goofy hats such as documented above?

A couple of loyal American patriots responded to the Colonialist tweet bombings.

“Hat tip for the sheer ballsiness of this post!” said one.

“Good to know the US isn’t the only country with a mentally deficient diplomatic corps that doesn’t know how to tweet” lobbed back another American civilian militia cadre.

How quickly we forget

How quickly we forget

The full military resources of the heart of global freedom, the United States of America, is keeping a keen eye out on the true intentions of the British colonialists who appear to still harbor dark intentions to reignite the smoldering embers of their glory days as a world imperialist power.
In what Osama Bin Laden only had wet dreams about, 200 years ago the Brits (led by the Irish equivalent of Benedict Arnold, Northern Irish collaborator Maj Gen Robert Ross) burned down the Capitol, the Washington Navy Yards, and the White House–the real and symbolic headquarters of the U.S. military, and the executive and legislative branches of government.

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It remains the only time since we freed ourselves from being under the imperialist yoke of colonial occupation that a foreign power has employed military force to successfully strike at the heart of American independence.

And this week, those wily Brits had the cheek to celebrate their terrorist attack.
Predictably, London ordered their official forward observer team in Washington to employ transparently insincere diplomatic double talk on the anniversary of the burning of Washington 200 years ago this week.

“Thankfully UK/US relations are a little better now!” was the best that the British embassy could mustering an official embassy tweet.

The last time the Brits came to town and had any significant impact

The last time the Brits came to town and had any significant impact

When British prime minister, David Cameron, last visited the White House in 2012, he clearly was sussing out the defensive fortifications of the symbol of anti-colonial freedom. There is a good reason he hasn’t been invited back since.

After the current leader of the anti-colonial revolution, President Barack Obama, granted the former enemy leader an audience, Prime Minister Cameron–who answers to his Royalist masters at Buckingham palace and a few doting old men wearing goofy wigs and dressed in funny costumes appointed to the halls of political power by the worlds  richest woman, Queen Elizabeth–had the cheek to reveal his dark intentions:

The tension was palapable

The tension was palpable

 

“I can see you’ve got the place a little better defended today. You’re clearly not taking any risks with the Brits this time.”

You bet we aren’t.

It was a short 200 years ago that British military commanders sent orders to their infidel forces: “You are hereby required and directed to destroy and lay waste such towns and districts as you may find assailable”, adding “You will spare merely the lives of the unarmed inhabitants of the United States”.
British military commanders on horseback surveyed the burning of the White House. The motley group of armed savage–but still cheeky–Brits then entered the White House itself and helped themselves to dinner of “meat roasting on a spit,” and “bottles of the president’s favorite Madeira wine…laid on the sideboard.”
The White House butler was the last American out of the building, taking with him the pet bird of President Madison’s wife, Dolly, a prized macaw “to the house of the French ambassador for safe-keeping.”
A “dark, deserted and unprotected” White House was taken over by Brit commanders Cockburn and Ross, who “immediately (were) struck by the smell of cooked food emanating from the Dining Room” and helped themselves “as easily as if they’d been invited guests.”
British Capt. Harry Smith later wrote, “We found supper all ready, which was sufficiently cooked…and which many of us speedily consumed unaided by the fiery elements and drank some very good wine also.”
Royal Navy Lt. James Scott wrote in his personal diary that he saw bottles of wine “cooling in ice together with what he described as ‘a large store of excellent Madiera,’” and “helped himself to at least one generous glassful.”

The terrorist thugs looted and burned down the symbols of anti imperialist freedom in a military assault that must have been in the wet dreams of Osama Bin Laden

The terrorist thugs looted and burned down the symbols of anti imperialist freedom in a military assault that must have been in the wet dreams of Osama Bin Laden

Savage, cheeky looters, they were.
But that day in August 200 years ago God intervened on behalf of the American Jihadists and Freedom Fighters. “A great storm arose unexpectedly out of the southeast. These were older women from around Washington City, along with some elderly Clergy (Southern Presbyterian and Southern Baptist) who with women and children who had been hiding in homes and churches. These religious leaders requested protection from abuse” and a “great storm blew into the city the night of 24 August 1814, and it continued to get worse, even tornadoes came down from the sky, terrifying the (British) troops who felt God was not happy about what was happening in Washington City.”
The day after burning down the White House, British commander Rear Admiral Cockburn focused on the Washington, D.C. newspaper, the National Intelligencer, determined to burn it down because its reporters had named him “The Ruffian”, and ordered the newspaper offices sacked “so that the rascals can have no further means of abusing my name.”

It appears, with this week’s Twitter bombing assault from the British embassy forward position, very little has changed.

In Washington, the belly of the beast of the leader of the Free World, we must focus the full military and intelligence resources, aided by the formidable national cadre of newspaper humor columnists, on enemy maneuvers.

It did not go unnoticed it was your people–technically–who are responsible for the terrorist attacks killing our people in Syria and Iraq this week.

Pro British cadre operating on the northern borders of the U.S. who still swear allegiance to their head of state, the Queen

Pro British cadre operating on the northern borders of the U.S. who still swear allegiance to their head of state, the Queen

But, giving credence to the 51 percent of the U.S. Republican party 2012 presidential primary voters who think President Obama was born–not coincidentally–in the former British colony, Kenya, and is, in fact, a deep cover sleeper agent of a foreign power, Obama, sent the British leader of world colonialism a secret wink-and-nod signal of his traitorous support for the obviously still very much alive British plot:
“The redcoats made quite an impression. They really lit the place up,” Obama told his imperialist master, British Prime Minister Cameron.

They are back!

They are back!

The British embassy said this week: “Apologies for earlier Tweet” adding “We meant to mark an event in history & celebrate our strong friendship today.”
Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Listen up, Westminster. We are watching you. Closely. With a, for the moment and potentially fleeting, smile.

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