Full Resources of the U.S. Military Tracking Santa Claus: NORAD, the U.S. Air Defense responsible for Protecting Against Enemy Nuclear and Missile Attack Fully Focused on Tracking Santa By Nate Thayer I really hesitate to write the following as I know I will be subject to the wrath of many for being a curmudgeon spoiling […]
Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Newton School Funerals: Say Kids Deserved to Die Because America Loves “Fags”
Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Newton School Funerals: Says “God Sent the Shooter” and Kids Deserved to Die Because America Loves “Fags”: As an act of public service and in the holiday spirit of sharing, here are extensive details of the church members personal contact information. By Nate Thayer The computer hackers, Anonymous, has retrieved and […]
Somalia Pirates Hijack North Korean Ship, Then Decide it Isn't Worth it and Turn Themselves In
Somalia Pirates Hijack Norean Ship, Then Decide it Isn’t Worth it and Turn Themselves In December 20, 2012 By Nate Thayer Somalia pirates hijacked a North Korean ship on Tuesday only to have second thoughts after the hijackers decided it wasn’t worth the hassle or effort and have turned around and now headed back to […]
North Korea Falls for Internet Hoax Kim Jong Un named Time Magazine 'Man of the Year'
North Korea Falls for Internet Hoax that Kim Jong Un named Time Magazine ‘Man of the Year’: Newsweek/Daily Beast commissions story but decides to not publish because while a “good news story” it is not “not very funny”. By Nate Thayer Here is a short example of the day in the life of a freelance […]
How White Are You? And What The Heck is a “Cornball Brother”?: Important Questions in Sports Journalism
How White Are You? And What The Heck is a “Cornball Brother”?: Important Questions in Sports Journalism By Nate Thayer An American sports journalist for ESPN, Rob Parker, got fired today for comments he made yesterday calling into question exactly how black the Washington Redskins football star quarterback Robert Griffin 3rd is, calling him a “Cornball […]
North Korean Rocket Launch to Test Capability to Reach U.S. imminent in Coming Days
North Korea plans Testing Nuclear Bomb Delivery System Capable of Reaching Continental United States in Coming Days If there are any illusions that North Korea, arguably the single biggest threat to global stability, continues to march unimpeded forward toward a fully operational nuclear weapons state to further strengthen what is already the fourth largest standing […]
Evidence Suggests Readers of Thayer Blog are Certifiably Bonkers
Study:Evidence Suggests Readers of Thayer Blog are Certifiably Bonkers: Life’s Work Appears to Have Been in Vain Story of Royal’s Murder Plot Behind Dead Nurse of Preggers Bride of Son of Still Dead Princess Di Believed by More Readers Than Two Decades of Pol Pot Research By Nate Thayer Oh, my. Oh, gosh. It is […]
BREAKING NEWS: Dark Hand of British Royal Family behind Secret Murder of Kate’s Morning Sickness Nurse
BREAKING NEWS: Dark Hand of British Royal Family behind Secret Murder of Kate’s Morning Sickness Nurse “She pissed off the Queen, now she’s dead.”–Twitter Ace Journalist By Nate Thayer Senior News Ombudsman for World Social Media Operations The UK nurse at hospital where pregnant Kate Middleton was resting with morning sickness and answered the prank […]
Thayer Targeted by Dangerous, Volatile Social Media Campaign in Case of Mistaken Identity
Thayer Targeted by Dangerous, Volatile Social Media Campaign in Case of Mistaken Identity: Narrowly Misses Clear and Present Danger of Irate Gang I was alarmed to see I had received a tweet this evening from one Kalie Lovell @its_klove who tweeted “Remembering that nate thayer called me a bitch today #almostcried #youarethebitch #rude” To which […]
New Edition Of 'Bible Of Psychiatry' Combines Witch Doctor Hocus Pocus With Boneheaded, Unsupported Diseases in the Service of For-Profit Dope Dealers Industry
Please Stop Telling Me How I am Given Permission to Fuck, What I should Like When I do, With Whom to do so with, How Often I should Enjoy It, and Injecting Your Religious Fairy Tales as a Guidebook. And Quit selling your Soul to be in the Service of the Legal Dope Dealers While […]
Chinese Official People's Daily Reports as Serious the Onion's Spoof Naming Kim Jong Un 'Sexiest Man Alive'
Chinese Official People’s Daily Reports as Serious the Onion’s Spoof Naming Kim Jong Un ‘Sexiest Man Alive’: Voice of the Chinese Communist Party Joins Legions of Others with No Sense of Humour In an excellent example of enterprising hard spot news reporting, China’s Communist Party newspaper, not known for its keen reporting antenna for detecting […]
Oops. That Hits a Bit Close to Home: Second Thoughts on North Korean Propaganda
Oops. That Hits a Bit Close to Home: Second Thoughts on North Korean Propaganda By Nate Thayer I had my finger on the enter button to post a snarky comment about recent satellite photos from Google Earth which revealed a message of praise, each letter measuring 49 feet wide and 65 feet high, carved into […]
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