My pal, Lamont, makes common ground with the deplorables Part of a continuing series of chitchats from the forbidden corners of U.S. political beliefs and polite society The series includes “Conversations with the still-married-but-not-to-me-girlfriend”, “Conversations with the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan”, and “Conversations with my pal, my dog Lamont.” Here is the first of “Conversation with […]
Lamont vs Ku Klux Klan: Agnostic, sexually flexible, black dog gives Bible lessons to Christian jihadists
Sexually ambidextrous illegal immigrant mutt from Mexico gives Bible lessons to white human supremacist Christian Jihadists By Nate Thayer September 21, 2014 The renowned cross species rights activist and international peacemaker, my pal Lamont, has taken exception to the newest set of friends in the Ku Klux Klan I have made researching stories recently , […]
Science study seeks to show why Lamont’s ridiculous looks don’t deter from mutt’s global sex appeal
Lamont agrees to scientific study to document the mutt’s genealogical origins, why he looks ridiculous but retains stratospheric popular sex appeal My pal, Lamont, is a very attractive chap, but his good looks might be most charitably described as “unconventional.” I was conducting a close inspection of the storied mutt this evening and, frankly, Lamont appears to have […]
BREAKING: Facebook names storied mutt, Lamont, Global Celebrity
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook officially recognizes Lamont as Famous Global Celebrity Seeking Increased Profit Margins, Top Facebook Strategy Executives Woo the Charming Mutt By Nate Thayer June 19, 2014 Sometimes it is a bit embarrassing to be my pal, Lamont’s, human. Yesterday, I was contacted by someone from Facebook Headquarters informing me that they had made […]
Is a freelance journalism career a Sisyphean delusion?
Why today I think continuing my career as a freelance journalist may be a Sisyphean, untenable delusion By Nate Thayer June 5, 2014 Here is an update with further evidence suggesting that making a viable living as a professional freelance journalist and writer is an untenable, Sisyphean delusion: I was sitting at my desk yesterday morning, […]
My Dog, my Pal Lamont Defuses Simmering D.C. Racial Tensions
Lamont Defuses Simmering D.C. Racial Tensions Lamont Diaries continued: By Nate Thayer My pal, Lamont, has made it clear he wants to be active on the high powered Washington social circuit, to hang out with the Big Dogs. And he insists that cannot be accomplished in front of the computer, on the couch, from my […]
My Pal, Lamont, and a Day in his Washington, D.C.
Lamont and a Day in his Washington, D.C. The Lamont Diaries continued By Nate Thayer Lamont and a day in his Washington, D.C. The Great Guru Lamont took me on a long outing to survey is domain and his people from which we just returned. As usual, there were pleasant surprises awaiting. […]
